If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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