Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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