so explain again why im purple
no
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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