I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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