It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
is wine microwaveable?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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