How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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