windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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