Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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