Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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