life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize