they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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