Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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