Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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