physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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