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say what?
wanna hang out?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So much Jack, so little girl.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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