They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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