"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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