This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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