You made me cry and you don't even care
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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