I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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