its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
it glows. i had to have it.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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