I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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