my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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