Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
