I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
