were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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