My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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