Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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