So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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