why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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