he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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