I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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