i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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