: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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