I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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