Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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