I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
porn star boner night. come get it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
