weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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