More tranny stories later!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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