so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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