whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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