pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
