Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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