ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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