3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
This is my gift to your gina
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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