Do vagina's smell?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
