I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
