I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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