I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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