Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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