Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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