great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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