Tell her she can't have a vagina
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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