THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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