he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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