He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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