Im at strip club and am horny
You can't special order awesome
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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